Posted By SqueakeyCat
Little Johnny and His Father were walking down the street one day, and two Ladies bumped into one another in front of them.

The one Lady looked at the other and yelled "You Bitch!" Stunned, the other Lady yelled out, "You Old Bag."

Little Johnny, never heard those words before, turns to His Dad. "Dad, what are Bags and Bitches?"

"Oh, that's just another name for old Women," replied His Dad.

"Oh, okay," said Johnny.

The two make it on home and Little Johnny follows His Dad up to the bathroom to watch His Daddy shave.

While shaving, Little Johnny's Dad cuts himself. "Oh Shit!" He said.

"Daddy, what's Shit?" asked Little Johnny.

"Oh, that's just another name for shaving Yourself," replied His Father.

Bored, Little Johnny wanders downstairs to find His Mother cooking a turkey. As His Mother reached into the oven, She burnt Her hand. "Fuck!" She yells.

"Mom, what's Fuck?" questioned Johnny.

Startled that He had heard Her, She quickly said, "That's just another word for cooking the turkey."

"Oh, I get it," said Johnny.

All of a sudden, the doorbell rings. "I'll get it!" yells Johnny as He runs to the door. He opened the door to find a group of old Ladies doing house-to-house evangelism.

"Hello young Man. Are Your parents home?" asked the front Lady.

Little Johnny replied, "Hello you old Bags and Bitches, My Dad's upstairs Shitting himself and My Mom's in the kitchen Fucking the turkey."

 
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